76、I am you turned forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?
我是你轉(zhuǎn)身就忘的路人甲，憑什么陪你蹉跎年華到天涯?
77、Intermittent depression during the attack, born not faze, acquaintances do not find.
間歇性郁悶癥發(fā)作期間，生人勿擾，熟人勿找。
78、That money is evil, are fishing; say beauty is the troubles, all want; say aloof, in climbing; said tobacco and hurt the body, do not quit; that the most beautiful paradise, don't go!
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈;說美女是禍水，都想要;說高處不勝寒，都在爬;說煙酒傷身體，都不戒;說天堂最美好，都不去!
79、Crowded bus is a comprehensive sport contains Sanda, yoga, judo, the balance beam and many other sports and fitness project in one of the.
擠公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多種體育和健身項(xiàng)目于一體的綜合性運(yùn)動。
80、Hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer.
老娘法眼一開就知道你是個妖孽了。
81、Hands pockets, who don't love.
手插口袋，誰都不愛 。
82、Holding a kitchen knife cut wire, a road with lightning sparks.
手拿菜刀砍電線，一路火花帶閃電。
83、Single is not difficult, difficult is to cope with those who make every attempt to make you the end of single people.
單身并不難，難的是應(yīng)付那些千方百計想讓你結(jié)束單身的人。
84、What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others chew bones.
幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃魚，我吃肉，看著別人啃骨頭。
85、People do not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, comity three points; people make me, I have a needle; people also make me,.
人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，禮讓三分;人再犯我，我還一針;人還犯我，斬草除根。
86、I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
我允許你走進(jìn)我的世界，但不許你在我的世界里走來走去。
87、Ming Sao easy to hide, dark base to prevent.
明騷易躲，暗賤難防。
88、Read the book more than 10 years, would like to kindergarten or better mix!
念了十幾年書，想起來還是幼兒園比較好混!
89、They said I was BT, let me to do CT, I ET results.
他們說我是BT，讓我去做CT，結(jié)果我是ET。
90、My advantage is: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: I'm handsome not obvious.
我的優(yōu)點(diǎn)是：我很帥;但是我的缺點(diǎn)是：我?guī)浀牟幻黠@。 (99句教你學(xué)會幽默英語名言警句)
91、A husband how, with goalkeeper also scored!
有老公怎么的，有守門員還進(jìn)球呢!
92、I was also a spoony seed, the results under the rain...... Drowned.
我當(dāng)年也是個癡情的種子，結(jié)果下了場雨……淹死了。
93、In the shit on your head is not necessarily the enemy, you may also be the neighbor upstairs.
在你頭上拉屎的未必是敵人，也可能是你樓上的鄰居。
94、Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets.
很多人說婚姻是愛情的墳?zāi)梗悄軌蛉胪翞榘驳膼矍榭偙缺┦诸^要好。
95、Free to study Feng Shui, after the death of a tomb is made up of living can't afford to buy a house.
有空學(xué)風(fēng)水去，死后占個好墓也算彌補(bǔ)了生前買不起好房的遺憾。
96、You go, I won't see you; you come, no matter how difficult it is, I will pick you up.
你走，我不送你;你來，無論多大風(fēng)多大雨，我都會去接你。
97、The day did not drop me, my mind still, to my bones.
天沒降大任于我，照樣苦我心智，勞我筋骨。
98、Holds hand of the child, I know the ugly, son of tears, I'm leaving.
執(zhí)子之手，方知子丑，淚流滿面，子不走我走。
99、Listen to your words, my province ten books!
聽君一席話，省我十本書!
上面給大家整理了關(guān)于幽默的英文名言大全、關(guān)于幽默的英文句子，希望大家喜歡!
