51、make you laugh, funny. You want to a want to laugh, humor.
使你發(fā)笑的人，滑稽。使你想了一想笑的人，幽默。
52、humor is not willing to institutional absurdity. -- Usher
幽默是不肯正經(jīng)其事的荒謬感。——厄謝爾
53、the sense of humour is a sense. -- Gibran
幽默感就是分寸感。——紀(jì)伯倫
54、humor is the life waves buoy. -- pull cloth
幽默是生活波濤中的救生圈。——拉 布
55、Internal cause 7 humor is not joy, but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven. -- Mark Twin
幽默的內(nèi)在根源不是歡樂，而是悲哀;天堂里是沒有幽默的。——馬克·吐溫
56、to the definition of humor humor and analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime. -- Benchley
給幽默下定義和對幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。——本奇利
57、Money for me is not a problem, the problem is I have no money.
錢對于我來說根本不是問題，問題是我根本沒有錢。
58、The boycott of breast enhancement operation, do not pollute the last piece of safe milk source!
抵制豐胸手術(shù)，不要污染最后一片安全奶源!
59、The so-called beauty, are in fact cosmetics slave.
所謂的美女，其實都是化妝品的奴隸。
60、From heaven to hell, I pass by earth.
從天堂到地獄，我路過人間。
61、Fancies of men of letters not, cooking laundry too tired.
琴棋書畫不會，洗衣做飯嫌累。
62、Perfect your people, but not necessarily someone like.
你的人很完美，但是不一定會有人喜歡。
63、Every thing is a good thing. If is not good, it is not the end. Will such believe.
每件事最后都會是好事。如果不是好事，說明還沒到最后。要這樣相信著。
64、Money is not omnipotent, sometimes still need to use a credit card.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時候還是需要用信用卡。
65、If I can beat you, I would shoot you.
要不是打不過你，我早和你翻臉了。
66、In ancient times, we don't call, no message, no chat network, not micro-blog, not across the sea, not stuck in the road. If I miss you, had turned over two mountains, to walk five miles, to hold your hand.
在古代，我們不電話，不短信，不網(wǎng)聊，不微博，不漂洋過海，不被堵在路上。如果我想你，就翻過兩座山，走五里路，去牽你的手。
67、In this life, there is always a person, always with you, but you really want to talk to him.
這一生，總有一個人，老是跟你過不去，你卻很想跟他過下去。
68、When wrestling, whatever painful, to cry again.
小時候摔跤了，不管痛不痛，先哭了再說。
69、I just want someone who will understand me, even if I what all don't say.
我只是想有一個人明白我，即使我什么都沒說。
70、In fact. Like I love you. Any expression I will give.
其實。你愛我像誰。任何的表情我都會給。
71、Young girls dream to find a white horse, open my eyes found all over the world are grey donkey, grieving, can only choose a donkey be robust and strong from the group, so that the donkey was named: economy applicable male.
小姑娘們夢中都想找一匹白馬，睜開眼發(fā)現(xiàn)滿世界都是灰不溜秋的驢，悲痛欲絕后，只能從驢群中挑個身強(qiáng)力壯的，這樣的驢就被命名為：經(jīng)濟(jì)適用男。
72、I'm going to cry, I'll make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, a rope to hang himself. And ugly also want to fall in love, the world is full of love.
我就要哭，我就要鬧，一宿一宿不睡覺，手里拿瓶安眠藥，拿根小繩要上吊。再丑也要談戀愛，談到世界充滿愛。
73、Our goal: money, to make thick.
我們的目標(biāo)：向錢看，向厚賺。
74、To my Audi, your Dior, our children's Oreo. Efforts! The struggle!
為了我的奧迪，你的迪奧，咱孩子的奧利奧。努力!奮斗!
75、If you are good to me, I could not help but want to bully you.
如果你對我好，我就會忍不住想欺負(fù)你。
