下面給大家介紹一下搞笑英語情景對(duì)話，希望能夠幫助到大家哦！

       搞笑英語情景對(duì)話一：

　　ose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

　　親愛的，媽媽需要一個(gè)歇腳的地方。

　　Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

　　媽?我們年紀(jì)差不大啊。媽，你看起來真美。

　　Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

　　不要再拍我馬屁了，你這個(gè)小個(gè)子。我還沒答應(yīng)要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開去，我需要一個(gè)地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。

　　Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

　　等一下。用我這個(gè)特制袋。不要浪費(fèi)了你的噴嚏。

　　Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

　　阿切!不好意思通常沒那么大聲的。

　　Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

　　沒關(guān)系?？梢园涯莻€(gè)袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實(shí)驗(yàn)室。

　　Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

　　你在開玩笑嗎?不。你這個(gè)怪人，你想對(duì)我的噴嚏做什么?你不是那個(gè)《科學(xué)怪人》吧?

　　Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

　　雖然我想, 我覺得他的試驗(yàn)都很酷. 放松, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.

　　Mom: Sneeze?

　　噴嚏?

　　Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

　　天哪! 救命，羅思.媽暈過去了。天哪!

　　搞笑英語情景對(duì)話二：

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。

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