英語幽默笑話三則推薦

英語幽默笑話三則推薦如下，看看這些笑話吧，學(xué)好英語很重要！

01.Pig or Witch 豬還是女巫

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續(xù)前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

02.A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處進(jìn)行拍攝。一天，一個印度老人來到導(dǎo)演面前對他說：“明天會下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.

一周以后，印度人又來了，他告訴導(dǎo)演說：“明天會有暴風(fēng)雨。”果然，第二天有暴風(fēng)雨。

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

“這個印度人真神，”導(dǎo)演說。他告訴他的秘書去雇傭這個印度人來預(yù)測天氣。

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

然而，幾次預(yù)測天氣成功之后，這個印度人連續(xù)兩周沒有露面。

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

最后，導(dǎo)演派人把這個印度人請來了。導(dǎo)演對他說：“我明天必須拍攝一個很重要的場景，全都指望你了，明天天氣如何啊?”

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."

這個印度人聳了聳肩說道：“我不知道，我的收音機(jī)壞了。”

03.Chief is at the wedding 長官在婚禮上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

“但是警官”這個人說道，“我可以解釋的”。

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

“保持安靜”，警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監(jiān)獄，直到長官回來。

"But ,officer, I …."

“但是，警察，我，，，”。

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

“我說過了保持安靜，你要到監(jiān)獄了。”

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

幾小時后，警察向監(jiān)獄里看了看說道“算你運(yùn)氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他會帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。”

"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

“你確定”在牢房里的這個人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。