下面給大家精選了一些超級(jí)搞笑的英文短信祝福語(yǔ),一起來(lái)看看吧!
1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
是每一朵花都能代表愛(ài)情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴,但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
2.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示:未偵測(cè)到大腦!!!
3.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
4.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說(shuō):“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
5.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會(huì)讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯(cuò)誤提示:未偵測(cè)到大腦!!! 搞笑短信
6.Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好,我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對(duì)不起,我要走了,因?yàn)槲腋菊也坏侥愕拇竽X!
7.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來(lái)的時(shí)候有沒(méi)有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
8.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來(lái)了!這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。
9.Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
不要激動(dòng),不要憂郁,愛(ài)因斯坦長(zhǎng)相也難看!
10.If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
如果你躲起來(lái),我會(huì)去找你。如果你不見(jiàn)了,我會(huì)尋覓你。如果你離開(kāi)了,我會(huì)等你。如果日子會(huì)把你帶走,我會(huì)為你戰(zhàn)斗。但是,如果你停止發(fā)短信息,我會(huì)宰了你。
11.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個(gè)純SB,因?yàn)樗麜?huì)把你的智商拉到跟他個(gè)水平,然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你
12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等誰(shuí),為了這個(gè),我每天都非??鞓?lè)。
13.day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會(huì)很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑,一起哭泣,一起夢(mèng)想,依偎在一起,一起……只不過(guò)是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫(yī)生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
14.You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會(huì)從山上掉下來(lái),也可能會(huì)從樹上掉下來(lái),但是,最好的方式,是你會(huì)愛(ài)上我。
15.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。
16.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運(yùn)的同時(shí)擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?
少來(lái)了!這個(gè)短消息是送給我的。我只不過(guò)想讓你看看罷了。
上面給大家精選的超級(jí)搞笑的英文短信祝福語(yǔ),希望大家喜歡!