下面給大家精選了一些超級搞笑的英文短信祝福語，一起來看看吧!
1.Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你!
2.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦!!!
3.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
4.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
5.This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦!!! 搞笑短信
6.Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進(jìn)入你的大腦……對不起，我要走了，因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
7.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
8.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
9.Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
不要激動，不要憂郁，愛因斯坦長相也難看!
10.If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
如果你躲起來，我會去找你。如果你不見了，我會尋覓你。如果你離開了，我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走，我會為你戰(zhàn)斗。但是，如果你停止發(fā)短信息，我會宰了你。
11.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個純SB,因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平,然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗打敗你
12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等誰，為了這個，我每天都非常快樂。
13.day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢想，依偎在一起，一起……只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫(yī)生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
14.You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會從山上掉下來，也可能會從樹上掉下來，但是，最好的方式，是你會愛上我。
15.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
16.Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?
少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
上面給大家精選的超級搞笑的英文短信祝福語，希望大家喜歡!
